Import (I)Drakiri--- ・ "Sparklefucker Unlimited"

I-2985: Macaros

Owned by Rockium
  • Name
    Macaros
  • Nicknames
    Mac, Sparky, Sparklefucker Unlimited, Mac ‘N Cheese (Altair only)
  • Gender
    good question (the answer is yes)
  • Pronouns
    He/they/xe
  • Sexuality
    Loveless aromantic bisexual

Blunt as a default. Is he pleasant to be around too long? No. Will xe take the chance to give you unsolicited critique if you've been in his general vicinity for long enough, and sees you doing something in a way that he doesn't like/thinks is incorrect? Of course. Will they proceed to slay at that task? What else do you think they'd do, they're not Macaros the Sparklefucker for nothing. 

(His only soft spot is for children. The soft spot is that he's simply more lenient about their antics, gives more of a fuck about their well-being, and less curt. That's it.)

Dresses up in drag quite often, and on the stage he somehow 180's his act into being as flamboyant, loud and dramatic as possible. It's one of the things he lives for, honestly.

(As is getting to see the sun rise and set in the morning and evening, and people telling him that he is pretty, even if he doesn't know how to respond to that one, and the simple thrill of the hunt, and finding endless permutations on how to say "fuck" in the most flashy way possible, and...)

Can toggle the sparkles and the stars at will, though most times he at least keeps the sparkles up for Maximum Slaying Power(TM). 

Main personality points:

- Blunt for the most part, and rude if bothered

- Brutally honest about what bothers him -> will voice if he is annoyed and why

- Observant sort, good listener

- Surprisingly simple in motivations

- Comes off as intimidating and has a resting bitch face, but does not lash out until he is provoked negatively

- Very self-confident and self-assured, but only has the desire to showboat when doing drag performances 

- Would rather be left to his own devices in his free time

- Wanderer type, should not be tied down in one place or to one person

- Holds his grudges for a l o n g time. Goes very quiet when truly angered, which means he is about 2 seconds from wiping the floor with whatever unfortunate soul who thought to piss him off, physically or otherwise, or remembering the sins against him so he can plot his revenge. (Exception to rule: Altair and her antics. Alty riles him up enough to yell.)

- Way more tolerant and patient towards children and people that are clearly just trying their best, than most people in general. Won't be too harsh if he can tell you're having a bad day.

- Fascinated by Zarkanta lore and their stories; seeks to learn the histories and find out about the long-gone planet they came from (lorewise: he and Altair were born after Zarks were relocated to Galabastarin, and they had a Zark father and a Drak mother - Dad sparked his interest in the stories of his original home before he left to get the proverbial milk)

Main motivation: vibe

Major relationships:

Altair - estranged sister. He left to get the proverbial milk when she was young and left her alone with their mother, and they Do Not Like Each Other. Only leave these two alone within 10 feet of each other, without anything else to occupy them, if you want the siblings to throw down. Grab popcorn, sit back, and enjoy while you do.

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