I-2359: DJ Music Man

"Go say hi to the DJ for me, He's such a nice fellow!"

-Freddy

Dj! The friendliest massive eldritch robot spider drakiri thing around!

He dwarfs most drakiri, even dracus, and many are both reasonably horrified, and confused as to what the hell he is.

Truth is he don't know either.

Best you'll know he's around and kicking is music, autotuned chatter, or him arguing with sun. Or all three. 

Anywho, he's a great close friend for all willing to lend an ear. Though don't take his hat.

Trust me.

Don't.